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Bullets & Billets

A front-line view of life in the trenches of the Western Front in the early part of 1914-1915. Told by Lieutenant (later Captain) Bruce Bairnsfather, cartoonist, whose Alf, Bert, and Old Bill were forerunners to Bill Mauldin and his Willie and Joe in World War II. This volume traces Bairnsfather's service as a machine gun officer from its inception until he was removed from the battlefield by the intense shelling during the Second Battle of Ypres (April 1915). It is told with a wry, ironic, grim humor often possessed by those who have endured shells, bullets, floods, mud, bully beef, maconochie, and a surfeit of plum and apple jam. His participation in the unofficial Christmas Truce of 1914 (for which he was investigated in view of a court-martial) is documented as well as the horrors of war at close quarters. (Summary by Dr. P. Gould) (4 hr 26 min)

Chapters

Foreword

Ch. 1 Landing at Havre

Ch. 2 Tortuous Travelling

Ch. 3 Those Plugstreet Trenches

Ch. 4 More Mud

Ch. 5 My Man Friday

Ch. 6 The Transport Farm

Ch. 7 A Projected Attack

Ch. 8 Christmas Eve

Ch. 9 Souvenirs

Ch. 10 My Partial Escape from the Mud

Ch. 11 Stocktaking

Ch. 12 A Brain Wave

Ch. 13 Robinson Crusoe

Ch. 14 The Amphibians

Ch. 15 Arrival of the 'Johnsons'

Ch. 16 New Trenches

Ch. 17 Wulverghem

Ch. 18 The Painter and the Decorator

Ch. 19 Visions of Leave

Ch. 20 That Leave Train

Ch. 21 Back from Leave

Ch. 22 A Daylight Stalk

Ch. 23 Our Moated Farm

Ch. 24 That Ration Fatigue

Ch. 25 Getting Stale

Ch. 26 A Pleasant Change

Ch. 27 Getting Fit

Ch. 28 We March for Ypres

Ch. 29 Getting Nearer

Ch. 30 Rain and Mud

Ch. 31 Slowly Recovering