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Described by io9.com contributor Jess Nevins as “the worst science fiction novel of the 19th century,” The Social War of 1900, or The Conspirators and Lovers! has become infamous for its overwrought prose, flimsy characterizations, ludicrous plotting, and repugnant ideas. For these same reasons, the book has gained infamy as a cultural oddity, a guilty pleasure, and a somewhat over-imaginative work of outsider art. The Social War of 1900 follows the adventures of Dr. Victor Juno, a Naturalist who heals sickness through animal magnetism, and his sweetheart Lucinda. Juno, the leader of a secret paramilitary society, wages a revolutionary war against an American society steeped in sin and avarice—and, in particular, against a villainous triumvirate known as “The Bloody Conspirators.” But will his revolution succeed? And if so, what form will his idealized utopia finally take? - Summary by ChuckW (15 hr 20 min)

Chapters

Preface
Chapter I: The Hero Rescues the Heroine
Chapter II: The Solemn Oath of the Conspirators
Chapter III: Deacon Stew Raves at Lucinda’s Love for Victor
Chapter IV: Pat O’Conner Blarneys the Deacon
Chapter V: The Bloody Conspirators Poison Victor Juno
Chapter VI: The Serpent at Lucinda’s Bedside
Chapter VII: Nancy Clover, Failing to Captivate General Armington, Becomes Reve…
Chapter VIII: Lucinda, in Disguise, Saves Victor’s Life
Chapter IX: Victor and Lucinda Betrothed
Chapter X: Foul Conniving of the Bloody Conspirators
Chapter XI: Shrewd Expose of Cosmopolitan Rascality
Chapter XII: Victor Juno’s Scathing Sermon in the Theatre
Chapter XIII: Lucinda Abducted and Imprisoned
Chapter XIV: Victor Abducted and Imprisoned
Chapter XV: Reported Elopement and Seduction of Lucinda and Victor
Chapter XVI: Lucinda’s Thrilling Prayer and Lamentations in Prison
Chapter XVII: General Armington Searching for His Seduced Daughter in Europe
Chapter XVIII: Jemmy Discovers Victor and Lucinda
Chapter XIX: Deacon Stew Threatens to Shoot Jemmy
Chapter XX: Lucinda Nearly Murders the Deacon in Her Cell
Chapter XXI: Victor’s Vision, in a Dream, in His Dungeon
Chapter XXII: Victor’s Struggle with the Night Watchman
Chapter XXIII: Thrilling Prison Scene Between Lucinda and Deacon Stew
Chapter XXIV: Dr. Victor Juno’s Escape from His Dungeon
Chapter XXV: Dr. Juno Locked Out of Concert Hall, Which Caused a Riot
Chapter XXVI: Thrilling and Demoniacal Plotting of the Conspirators
Chapter XXVII: General Armington Turns Insane
Chapter XXVIII: Doctor Juno Arrested in His Pulpit for Selling ''Obscene'' Books
Chapter XXIX: The Insane General Armington Nearly Murders the Physician-in-Chief
Chapter XXX: Harry Gossimer Condemned to Death
Chapter XXXI: Harry Gossimer’s Heroic and Thrilling Speech Before They Drown Him
Chapter XXXII: Dr. Juno Convicted, Imprisoned and Attempts Made to Poison Him
Chapter XXXIII: Doctor Juno’s First Sharp-Shooting Sermon on Ministers and Doct…
Chapter XXXIV: Pat O’Conner Saves Harry Gossimer From Drowning, But are Both Ar…
Chapter XXXV: Dr. Juno’s Second Startling Sermon on Doctors and Ministers
Chapter XXXVI: The Bloody Conspirators in Fear, and Fight Amongst Themselves
Chapter XXXVII: Dr. Juno Again in the Insane Asylum
Chapter XXXVIII: Deacon Stew Frantic with Delirium
Chapter XXXIX: Nancy Clover Makes a Master Speech to the Conspirators
Chapter XL: Dr. Juno, Pat O’Conner and Judy M’Crea in Private Council
Chapter XLI: Juno’s Stunning Sermon on the Improvement of Church and State
Chapter XLII: Dr. Juno’s Scathing Sermon Continued
Chapter XLIII: The Blood Conspirators Mobbed
Chapter XLIV: Dr. Juno Informed Where Lucinda is Imprisoned
Chapter XLV: Juno Organizes the ''Secret Order of Naturalists''
Chapter XLVI: Lucinda Shoots Deacon Stew in Her Cell, and Escapes
Chapter XLVII: Lucinda is Re-Arrested Before She Escapes
Chapter XLVIII: The Bloody Conspirators in Terrible Fear of Dr. Juno
Chapter XLIX: Lucinda Doffs The Deacon’s Clothes, and Threatens to Shoot the Co…
Chapter L: The Leading Bloody Conspirators at Logger-Heads
Chapter LI: Nancy Clover Lecturing Deacon Stew
Chapter LII: Lucinda Bites Deacon Stew’s Ear Nearly Off
Chapter LIII: Dr. Juno’s Stirring Speech to the ''Secret Order of Naturalists''
Chapter LIV: Dr. Juno Mobs the Insane Asylum and Frees Lucinda
Chapter LV: Meeting of Victor and Lucinda in Her Cell
Chapter LVI: Dr. Juno Offers Amnesty to the Conspirators
Chapter LVII: Lucinda Free and At Her Own Home Again
Chapter LVIII: Pathetic Interview Between Lucinda and Victor
Chapter LIX: Doctor Juno Performs a Serious Operation on Deacon Stew
Chapter LX: The Bloody Conspirators Bothered and Arrested
Chapter LXI: Love Scene Between Victor and Lucinda
Chapter LXII: The Fight Between the Naturalists and Conspirators
Chapter LXIII: Dr. Juno’s Conciliatory and Black Flag Speech to the Conspirators
Chapter LXIV: Conference Between Dr. Juno and Conspirators
Chapter LXV: A Pleasing Interview Between Victor and Lucinda
Chapter LXVI: Victor and Lucinda Visit and Restore General Armington
Chapter LXVII: Doctor Juno’s Plans Laid Before the ''Secret Order of Naturalist…
Chapter LXVIII: Efforts to Arrest Dr. Juno for Riot and Murder
Chapter LXIX: Desperate Efforts of Deacon Stew and Nancy Clover
Chapter LXX: What the Newspapers Said of the Riot
Chapter LXXI: The Editors of the Conspirators’ Newspapers Receive Documents Ask…
Chapter LXXII: Futile Efforts to Arrest Dr. Juno—His Wedding Instead
Chapter LXXIII: Night of the Wedding—Dr. Juno Shot
Chapter LXXIV: All the Guests Examined and the Assassin Detected
Chapter LXXV: The Attempted Assassination of Dr. Juno, by Nancy Clover, Caused …
Chapter LXXVI: Dr. Juno and Lucinda Armington Making Love
Chapter LXXVII: Congress Mobbed for Recognizing God in the Constitution
Chapter LXXVIII: Dr. Juno’s First Great War Proclamation
Chapter LXXIX: Dr. Juno’s Terrible Army Orders
Chapter LXXX: Retaliatory Measures of the Conspirators’ Army
Chapter LXXXI: Captured Conspirators Shot Dead
Chapter LXXXII: The Religious Conspirators Dumbfounded
Chapter LXXXIII: Dr. Juno Writes to His Lucinda
Chapter LXXXIV: The Fear and Distress of the Conspirators
Chapter LXXXV: Terrible Battle Fought—Doctor Juno Shot and Lost
Chapter LXXXVI: Miss Armington Takes the Field When She Finds that Dr. Juno is …
Chapter LXXXVII: The Trial by Court Martial of Dr. Juno
Chapter LXXXVIII: The Court Martial Tries Juno
Chapter LXXXIX: Hon. Bluster Gibbons’ Speech Before the Court Martial
Chapter XC: Dr. Juno’s Great, Defiant Defense
Chapter XCI: The Verdict and Its Effect
Chapter XCII: The Shooting of Dr. Juno and the Last Battle
Chapter XCIII: Pathetic Meeting of Victor and Lucinda After the Battle
Chapter XCIV: Dr. Juno’s Astounding Peace Proclamation
Chapter XCV: Dr. Juno with His Picked Soldiers Brands His Pharisees
Chapter XCVI: Disposal of Nancy Clover and Company, and Preparation for the Mar…
Chapter XVCII: The Wedding
Chapter XVCIII: Famine and Pestilence Come to the Aid of the Naturalists
Chapter XCIX: The New Constitution
Chapter C: Dawn of the Millennium
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